Sorry about the bad quality

Of my canvas artworks, just letting you know in advance. Oh, and sorry also for the bad quality of this photograph of my newspaper article. My mum's friend called up and said the photo was lovely because I wasn't looking at the camera and it looked natural. Yes, it's natural to stand out in and stare into the glare of the sun in 32 degrees Celsius. I like the writing though, it's a lot less cheesy than I expected it to be. Using my quotes like that makes me seem sort of intelligent, even though these single sentences had to be extracted from a 10 minute phone interview of my rambling and stuttering bullshit. I can't talk about my artwork in simple man's terms, easy as that.